granted ,but it’s laced with triple E
I wish I had confidence
Granted but you have so much confidence no one wants to be around you.
I wish that sprite cranberry was in my country, so shaq could finally knock at my door and ask if I wanna sprite cranberry?
Bump 
Your wish is granted but it’s a fake Shaq instead and there’s no more fantas after he knocks.
I wish I could finish my episode story.
Granted! But no one will read it.
I wish to draw amazingly!
Granted! But you will loose the motivation to draw.
I wish fictional characters of my choosing could come to life.
Granted! But you and your friends will take their places in the fictional world.
I wish I can be pretty and everyone likes me.
Granted, but everyone will be ugly and you’ll hate them that’s the worst. how can i do this XD
I wish I can speak up for myself
Granted but you can’t speak up for others and you’ll always feel guilty. I’m sorry!
I wish I have more free time
Granted!But, as time goes on, you will soon part ways.
I wish Vampires were real. 
Granted, but you will be a special blood for them they shall hunt you rawrr (rawrr?
)
I wish I can wish everytime and they will be granted
Granted! But, there will always be a 50-50 chance of it failing and it being the opposite of what you wished for,
I wish I was immortal. 
Granted, but you will forever feel the pain of everything.
I wish I could publish my work soon
Granted!But you will be criticized for it.
I wish I won’t be lazy anymore.
That’s scary
Granted, but you will—either voluntarily or involuntarily—do whatever somebody orders you to do, and you will never rest for it.
I wish I can travel around the world and experience every culture and tradition.
Granted! But, you will be broke after due to the ticket prices of the plane.
I wish I can look good for once.
Lemaw, that’s funny XD
Granted, but you will never have another chance to look good anymore sorry
What’s your wish?
Oh, sorry! I always forget XD
I wish I will have unlimited supplies of notebook 
Granted but no matter the amount, you will never get to kiss Ryan Gosling!