Granted! But, not only will you withstand bad food, you will enjoy it far more than you enjoy regular food.
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I wish to be the voice actress of a Disney character.
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Granted! But, you will play a villain and often be harassed in the streets for “killing” everyone’s favorite character.
I wish I could figure what exactly Ms Kolvin wants for her birthday. :((
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Granted! But she won’t like the fact that you gave it to her.
I wish to be a popular pianist.
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Granted! But nobody would go to any of your performances. 
I wish that I could manipulate minds!
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Granted! but you can only do so if the person knows you’re doing it.
I wish I could turn invisible at will
Granted! But after you become invisible 3 times, you lose the ability.
I wish that I could draw like a professional artist!
Granted, but no one will like your art.
I wish I could speak and understand every language fluently.
Granted! But you’ll forget your native language.
I wish I could skip high school forever.
Granted, but you’ll be forced to retake each grade prior to high school.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but you won’t be able to breathe outside water.
I wish I’d be a real magician.
Granted! But, all your magic spells would undo every midnight.
I wish my Spanish test would be miraculously rescheduled.
Granted but there will be three Spanish tests instead of one.
I wish my papers would just come and end already.
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Granted, but you will be severely unprepared for the papers.
I wish electronic batteries didn’t run out of charge.
Granted, but you will never use one.
I wish that I could have all the freebies that I wanted.(such a random wish!!!)
Granted, but they’re all freebies from incredibly embarrassing companies!
I wish my room was always clean.
Granted, but the rest of the rooms you inhabit will be forever messy.
I wish I could travel to outer space.
Granted but you’ll not be able to come back to earth. And you’ll eventually run out of oxygen and die. Lol…
I wish I could restart my life.
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Granted, but you will hate your new life.
I wish I could d French and Dutch plaits.
Granted! But you won’t be able to do them for yourself.
I wish my life takes a 180° turn and everything changes.