Granted , but you will become very ill
I wish I had A year supply of ice cream 
Granted , but you will become very ill
I wish I had A year supply of ice cream 
Granted, but you will have supplies of ice-cream
only, nothing else. 
I wish I had no enemies, only friends.
Granted, but your friends will eventually leave you. sorry!
I wish I wasn’t nocturnal
Granted, but then you will forever be indulged in your hatred and fear for the nighttime.
I wish that I wish that I couldn’t wish what I wish to wish.
Granted but you would never be happy
I wish I wasn’t lazy
Granted, but then you would always be working.
I wish I could travel to the future.
Granted, but everytime you do, you’d be stuck inside the dream until (said) person wakes up 
I wish I could be an apple.
Granted but you have to watch an advert after every choice.
I wish I didn’t agree to going out tomorrow night 

Granted, but you get to stay home and watch your parents hook up instead
I wish I had more money
Granted! But you only get a pound cuz I’m a stingy genie 

I wish I had some cheesecake rn 
Granted! but the cheesecake expired a month ago lmao
I wish the quarantine ends tomorrow…
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aww nooo
Granted! But it only lasts for a day before the world ends!!! Dun dun dun!!! 


Oops forgot my wish
I wish I could go to space

GRANTED! but i literally can’t think of anything



Lol lemme help u out thenn
GRANTED! but ur oxygen runs out after 5 mins and u die ![]()
Wow corrupting my own wish…
Ok i wish i could meet the Avengers!!!
Granted! HOWEVER… ALL OF THE AVENGERS DIE BEFORE U MEET THEM
