omddddd nooooo pls dont say thatttttttt 
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Whats ur wish then??!! Imma corrupt ittttttt
oh frick i forgot…
i wish that i could be a cow 
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Granted!!
Yes well… you become a cow for a day, u absolutely love it, u eat some grass do some walking, say moo a couple times… lifes good!
And then some nice people come along to cook and eat u for dinner 
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omd im dying, sorryyyyyy
I dont eat cowss btw!!
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bruhhhh
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we know u eat cow its okay 
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nooo, no cowsss
Lool rip tho
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I wish quarantine was over
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Granted, but the virus still isn’t gone and it’s now spreading faster
I wish I was famous
GRANTED! You become famous and everyone loves you BUT the next day you get in a scandal and lose all your money and fame and turn ugly! 
I wish I could live with Thor!
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Granted, but he reveals he’s just a fictional character and poofs into nothingness
I wish I was taller
Granted but all your teeth turn yellow and fall out the second you eat that sweet thing 
I wish I could have a motorcycle
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Granted! But the gas tank only holds enough to go for one mile.
I wish to always have the exact amount of money for whatever I want.
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Granted! But you don’t want anything anymore.
I wish I had a dog
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Garanted! But you will have lots of responsibilities you need to walk it , bath it, feed it etc…
I wish I spoke more languages
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Granted! But no one will be able to understand anything you say.
I wish money would grow off of trees (literally)
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Granted! Money grows on trees now, but everyone wants it and it’s pretty much ww3 for the money. Not only that, but since the leaves get replaced with money, there’s a lot less oxygen now. Congrats, you doomed us all!
I wish I had my own island.
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Granted! But you only have 1 square foot to live on. You also have no money, food, water or anything else to survive on! On top of all of that, your island is surrounded by deadly sharks. Good luck!
I wish I had chocolate.
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