Granted! The chocolate is so sweet, one lick gives you all the heart diseases! Not only that, you also lose all your teeth as a bonus! Two in one, find a better deal than this.
I wish I could fly.
Granted! You can now fly as high as the birds! But, if you fly for more than 5 minutes you fall and you will most likely break a lot of bones.
I wish I could have all the candles in the world.
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this one was hard to ruin, I apologise for the 100 page essay ahead lmao
Granted! You now own all the candles in the world. Since candles keep mysteriously disappearing all around the world, manufacturers have to make them faster and faster, resulting in candles in lower quality. The candles become thinner and thinner, until they disappear completely off the face of the earth. Manufacturers have no more candle wax and start making them out of ear wax. You now own ear wax candles!
I wish I had superpowers.
Sorry if this is harsh…
Granted! You now have superpowers. But as you know, every wish comes with a cost. Since you have superpowers you will be able to save everyone on the earth! Now your families are constantly endangered. It is up to you to save them. Sometimes you are at the right place at the right time, other times not so much…
I wish I had every blanket made.
Granted! But they are all weighted blankets and the lightest one is 100 pounds so they are difficult to use and move.
I wish I had night vision.
Granted! You now have night vision but you won’t be able to see in the daylight. No special glasses or meds can prevent it. There is no cure. You have to wait until night to do simple tasks such us take out the trash, go to the store, and ect.
@maddie.nicole I accept my fate and will live life with the raccoons
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i wish i met michael jackson
Granted, but then you’d forever be in afterlife and never become human again.
I wish to know where I am going in life.
Granted, but you will be divorced at least twice.
I wish for a sandwich.
Granted! But the sandwich will consist of the following ingredients: black licorice, celery, salsa, mustard, and peppermints.
I wish to be rich.
Granted, but Bill Gates is always asking for $5.
I wish for a spaceship.
Granted, but it’ll never work.
I wish I was an alien
granted,but you will be hunted by every creature on the universe
i wish i have superpowers
Granted, but you’ll forget them when you need them the most.
*I wish some of my work can be perfectly finished just by clapping my hands which I can always do.*
Granted, but you can only do this once a week.
I wish for an M1903 Springfield.
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Granted, but you will get shot with it.
I wish I could be bothered to workout.
granted, but you will always be bothered while working out.
i wish i was more confident.
I was hoping it would be something like “Granted, but you have to clean it every other day”, but that’s okay.
Granted, but you lose your current job.
This is a fun game.