Granted, but the turn is for the absolute worst.
I wish I could stay up all day with no consequences.
Granted! I wish I could do French braids on myself.
Granted but nobody would be able to see them.
I wish I would be invisible forever…
Granted! But as well as being invisible, nobody could hear you besides yourself.
I wish to not have to wash dishes.
Granted! But you won’t have any clean dishes at all, ever.
I wish I was rich and famous!
Granted! but you’d be famous for a bad reason and nobody would like you.
I wish to be a decent pianist.
Granted! But every time you sat down to play, the piano would disappear.
I wish I could go to any concert I wanted, any time I wanted.
Granted! But the concerts are from primary schools.
I wish to be prettier.
Granted but anyone who sees you will instantly forget your face once they look away
I wish for infinite chocolate
Granted. But you have to eat it for every meal and anything else you try to eat will turn into ash inside your mouth.
I wish I didn’t have to work today.
Granted, but you’ll have to work every other day for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could understand all organisms (like what they are saying).
Granted but you’ll uncover a squirrel conspiracy to take over the world and they will eventually assasinate you.
I wish Rick Moranis would start acting again.
1 Like
Granted! But he’d die while filming another movie or whatever.
I wish to watch a movie.
Granted! But the movie would suck
I wish I’d never be tired hence not sleep again .
Granted! But you’d have a terrible fear of the dark and be haunted by your fears unless you slept!
I wish i never had to pay for anything ever again.
Granted! But you’ll steal everything you want.
I wish that my crush notice me
Granted, but they’ll become obsessed and unable to eat or sleep or think about anything or anyone but you and within a week they’ll die from dehydration and sleep depravation.
I wish I was a little bit taller
1 Like
Granted! But you’ll be so y’all you couldn’t eat or sleep or even go in you house so you’ll have to move away into a cave.
I wish that people weren’t so fake
Granted but you’ll find out that you have no real friends and your life is a lie once everyone around you is 100% honest in telling you what they really think.
I wish I was a baller.
Granted but in a couple of minutes you’ll have a rabbit in a hat with a bat
I wish that I had a lot of Doritos