Granted! But it will always be raw dough.
I wish, That I was a world famous chef.
Granted, but you’ll be famous for giving people food poisoning.
I wish I had snacks in my kitchen.
Granted! But thoes snacks will be the only thing you can eat for 10 years, better eat a VERY little amount.
I wish, the pool where I live would open.
Granted, but it has no water.
I wish to change my name to Emily.
Granted but people will forget that your name is Emily
I wish My phone never dies
Granted, but you can only have that phone for the rest of your life.
I wish I could get a noble peace prize.
Granted but it disappears once you receive it
I wish I could eat pasta right now
Granted but it wont be cooked
I wish I can leave the house right now.
Granted! But you can never go back in.
I wish my daughter would sleep.
Granted but she’ll only ever want to sleep
I wish my “friends” weren’t such Bitches
granted but they won’t be the same old ‘friends’
I wish that I would pass my exams
Granted, but you will only just pass and everyone will get higher marks than you, therefore making you not get into a good university (WOW! I have thought a lot about this! I am sure this won’t happen and I am sure that you will do fine in your exams!!!)
I wish that I had a decent highlighter.
Granted but it’ll be a byelighter
I wish I can get more shoes
Granted but none of them will be of your foot size 
I wish I can at least not dislike History.
Granted but that’ll be the only thing you do and you’ll never eat or sleep
I wish I liked jeans
Granted, but you can never take them off.
I wish I was a mermaid.
Granted, but you’ll be imprisoned in an underwater jail for life.
I wish I could write a whole story in an hour.
Granted, but the North Korean government chooses a plot for you.
I wish I had a fridge in my bedroom.
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Granted. But it’ll be locked forever.
I wish I could stay in Hawai forever.
Granted but then a volcano will erupt and you will be stuck and die there forever over and over again.
I wish I can pass biology