granted, but it’ll be so long you’ll trip over it and it’ll get tangled and you won’t be able to comb it and then you have to cut it all off
i wish to meet any celebrity
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Granted, but the paparazzi will come and take pictures with u and the celebrity and post bad things of you that’s not true all over the world and then you won’t want to meet a celebrity ever again
I wish I could have a big Mansion
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Granted! But the mansion got destroyed in WWII.
I wish we could yeet corona into never existing
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Granted, But everyone would already be dead
I wish I could sing
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Granted, but your singing is so soft and beautiful that anyone who hears it immediately falls asleep.
I wish I was more flexible
Granted. All of your bones now have the consistency of rubber. You are so flexible that you can literally compress your body into any possible shape, but you can no longer move.
I wish I had motivation to finish all 7 of my existing episode stories
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Granted but u will only get 0 views
I wish I had $1,000
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Granted, but all of the money will mysteriously disappear moments after your receive it
I wish it could be summertime
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Granted, but it’ll be too hot 4 u to even live
I wish I has 86M subs on youtube
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Granted, but you lose your password and can’t get back on your channel
I wish I could eat anything I want and not gain weight
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Granted, but you’ll get really skinny that you’ll die
I wish I didn’t had a headache
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granted, but you messed up the english in your sentence and now you get a headache because of that
i wish to get a cute pet
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Granted, but the dog runs away the same day you get one
I wish to get to eat cakes and pizzas everyday
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granted, but you’ll gain a lot of weight
i wish to have a mate who would watch a series with me
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Granted, but the mate will actually be a deadly vampire in disguise.
I wish physics didn’t exist
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granted, but you’ll be very unknowledgable about so many things and humans will become so dumb we won’t even know what;s gravity
i wish the mate wasn’t a deadly vampire in disguise
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Grantsd, but as I mispelled “granted” your wish won’t come true 
I wish 1+1 was 11
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Granted, but it’s 10+1 is already 11 so people will be confused
I wish I could understand and speak spanish
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Granted, but you wouldn’t ever have an opportunity to speak with someone in Spanish.
I wish all my wishes come true
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Granted, but all of them would be bad
I wish I could dance
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