Corrupt a Wish (GAME)

Granted, but ur crippled

I wish to see juice wrld :frowning:

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granted, but you don’t have enough money to buy a ticket
i wish one direction would come back

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Granted, but they sound like 90 year old grannies

I wish plaid and stripes was never invented.

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Granted, but then you have to read cliche Episode mafia stories for the rest of your life, even in your grave.
I wish for a sandwich

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Granted, but it’s made with moldy cheese
I wish I knew how to draw

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Noo not the cheese :sob:
Granted, you can now draw the things you hate
I wish for the pandemic to be over

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Granted, but now the strain is worse and no one wears masks and social distances.

I wish I had social media again.

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Granted, and now only creeps will interact with you
I wish for a billion dollars

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Granted but you get robbed and have only a hundred dollars left
I wish I was slim and beautiful

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Granted, you are now a beautifully slim giraffe
I wish I would live for 90 years.

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Granted, but now you have such a fast metabolism, you can’t gain much weight more so you are stuck as very thin and you got health problems now cuz of it.

I wish I had a better energy drink

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Granted, but you will be bedridden for 60 years.

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Granted, you will now die from an energy rush in about 5 minutes.
I wish people would have common decency.

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Granted, but you will not have any public decency and will go out everyday in the nude.

I wish I could transfer my android episode account to apple iphone.

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Granted, now you can never use Android again
I wish for Episode Official stories to stop treating the community as if we are a bank

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granted, but a robot would pick choices automatically for you instead
i wish i could bring my late dog back to life <3

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Granted, and now he will marry a lady dog and you have to babysit his children :slight_smile:
I wish for my late kitten to come back to life

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Granted, but your kitten could only live by eating salmon
I wish for 5k reads on my story

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Granted, now you will read your story 5,000 times
I wish for coding to be easier

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Granted but the language changes every time you use it.
I wish that my heart would never break again.

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