Granted, now you will be single for the rest of your life.
I wish for toxic relationships to stop being romanticized
Granted but the people will still be in the toxic relationship.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, you will receive a cake with world peace written on it in five hours.
I wish for roll ice cream
Granted, but your ice cream melts before you can even eat it.
I wish for a swimming pool.
Granted, but you can’t fit in it.
I wish for the cutest date to prom.
Granted, but your date ends up standing you up.
I wish for world peace
Granted, but it only lasts for a second.
I wish for a relationship that lasts for a long time.
Granted, but you end up not enjoying and regretting that relationship.
I wish for a puppy! 
Granted, but the puppy dies the second you touch it.
I wish for everlasting happiness for myself and the people around me.
Granted, you and your friends will relive the happiest day over and over. Forever!!
I wish that I had super powers
Granted, but you can only use them to do bad things 
I wish that the coronavirus would disappear right now and everything could go back to normal.
Granted, but you will get a cold every other day
I wish I was a year older
Granted but you will look like a 100 year old.
I wish my hair was platinum blonde.
Granted, but you will experience hair loss.
I wish I will get into Sandford
Granted, but you drop out from financial stress.
I wish that my episode story would get a lot of reads.
Granted, but you will never write another story
I wish my homework could do its self and get A’s
Granted but you’ll get kicked out for plagiarism.
I wish that chocolate was healthy for you.
Granted, but it will taste like dirt
I wish everyone would be optimistic
Granted but it only lasts for one day.
I wish that there was no debt.
Granted, but you would be out of money
I wish I could get ab’s
(im out of ideas)