Granted, but its invisible
I wish I could have the power to fly
Granted, but its invisible
I wish I could have the power to fly
Granted ,but you cannot land
I wish I had teleportation power
granted, but you always transport to the dangerous places like the inside of a volcano
i wish to assasinate someone
Granted, but you will die with them.
I wish to be a morally good person.
granted, but god ignores you
i wish to @RoxanneChampage my prisoner

WHAT!! How dare you! 
Granted, but I donât obey to what you say.
I wish @BLUEANDGREY goes to Fashion Week wearing a noodle cup stained, bedsheet


granted, but she rocks the look and becomes a model 
I wish @RoxanneChampage eats year old gym socks
Disgusting.
Granted, but I gain super strength and become a famous boxer. 
(KO!
)
I wish to play dogeball but with clouds instead of rubber balls.
granted but nobody wins
i wish to drink champagne
Granted ,but you will throw up after that
I wish for true love
Granted, but your love gets dimmer each passing day.
I wish to play go fish, with fishes.
(Lol, had to search the game/meaning)
Wish granted!
Playing a card game with fish.

Sharks
are fish too, and youâll play underwater without any diving equipment, oh, and the sharks are hungry too, and for fun youâve got 2 blobfishes who will play too.
I wish to pass every
exam/test with a minimum of 65%+
granted,but teachers assume youâre chating and suspend yu
i wish for all the food in the world
Granted, but all of it is poisonous.
I wish for corruption to disappear.
Granted, but it disappears for 1 hour
I wish for a strawberry donut rn Iâm hungry ok
Granted but you would get an allergic reaction
I wish I had wasabi right now broke bitch vibes 
Granted but it will burn your tongue off >:)
I wish I had brown hairâŠ
Granted but you can only wash it with mud
I wish I had boba
Granted. Well, actually, itâs just normal bitter tea
I wish I had an idea for a story
Granted but you wonât be able to remember it
I wish I didnât have asthma