Granted, but now you can’t breathe at all (rip)
I wish I had led lights in my room
Granted, but now you can’t breathe at all (rip)
I wish I had led lights in my room
Granted but now you get shocked every time you turn them on or when they turn on
I wish I moved to Australia
Granted but you’d live in a hole with scorpions
I wish I was famous
Granted but you would be depressed (sorry)
I wish I was good at math
Granted but everyone will make you do their math hw
I wish coding didn’t take so much time😩
Granted but you won’t be able to publish your story
I wish I could purchase art
Granted but you won’t be able to use it
I wish I slept more than 7 hours a day I really got a sleep problem🥲
Granted but you would be late to school/work
I wish my grandfather was alive
This went from 0 to 100 real f*cking fast
Granted but he will become a zombie
I wish I will never hit my toe against the couch again
Granted but you will probably have a big toe by the end of the day
I wish I had a Tattoo
Granted but it was messed up by the tattoo artist
I wish I had a treehouse
Granted but it’s trashed by Thugs
I wish I had donuts
Granted but they are that one taste you don’t like
I wish I could be home all day
Granted but then you will be bored to death
I wish I had superpowers
Granted but someone keeps scribbling in your pages
I wish there were more hours in a day
Granted but the cake, is poisonous.

I wish crocs weren’t a thing. . . .
Sorry to all the crocs fans but like . . .
Noooooo. I am part of the aliens now.

Granted, but you move in slow motion.
I wish I could read at lightning speed.
lol!
Granted, but the water is full of aligators, crocidles and even worse crocs. Again, I say I am sorry.
I wish all the “Karens” in the world got a life aside from being a “Karen”
I don’t like that people discriminate against the name Karen, but I do support kicking these “Karens” off the planet.

Matrix be like . . .
Granted, but you turn into a ball of smoke and smell like one. (You knew something was going to happen.
)
I wish that hair brushed itself.
Granted, but you would be responsible for building a mansion for every woodland creature on Earth. (Aliens be crying right now.
)
I wish every pencil case to exist came with supplies to paint a mural. 