granted, but you become so popular of a model that you are Never alone
I wish I had a twin
Granted. You are so smart that you realize mortal life is a brief and meaningless blink in cosmic time, and nothing you do will matter in the grand scheme of the universe.
I wish I could communicate with dogs.
granted, but they donât know you can understand them so they start talking shit about youđ
i wish i could be taller
Granted, but everything is taller than you
I wish I could go to London.
Granted. Your twin is precisely identical to you, but they are so evil that everyone you meet is automatically terrified of you.
I wish I had a private island.
granted. the private island swallows itself whole, with you in it.
i wish i could run faster
granted, but you run so fast that you canât stop
I wish this game could break and give me a decent wish
the game gives up and breaks up with you, leaving you sad with a barely granted wish. now you canât get out of bed, and you are constantly using that ice cream for comfort. you miss it.
i wish that i can no longer get wishes granted to me
Not granted sorry we had trouble granting your wish
I wish I was a basketball player
Granted, but you can only play in your backyard
I wish to have telepathy.
granted, but you have to come in direct contact with their head in order to do so. if i were to put it simply, then youâd have to lick their head.
i wish i could fly
granted, but youâre scared of heights
i wish i had legs
Granted. but you look like an octopus now (you have too many legs).
I wish I didnât have homework.
granted, you now have countless amounts of school assignments. so much so, youâll forever live at school.
i wish i were instagram famous
granted, but you donât have any real friends.
i wish i didnât have migraines.
granted, but you will be stress frequently.
I wish I could dance gracefully.
Granted, but you will never be able to stop dancing till the rest of your life.
I wish I was a famous rock star.
Granted. But no one would listen to your songs anymore sorry 
@N_Olivia you should make a wish too 
I wish I were an alien .
Ooh oops- sorry!!! I will do it again 
Granted, but after being an alien when you enter the human world, humans have already transformed into zombies and they kill you
so sorry
I wish I would be the fittest person in the world 