But then you wont be able to eat pizza 
i wish i was an angel
Granted but youâll be a fallen angel
I wish I could sing
Granted! but you will sing in female voice I really hope that doesnât happen 
I wish dogs could speak
Granted but they never stop talking about that stray cat that comes by the backyard every now and then
I wish I can dance
Granted But then there will be nooo music
I wish i could sew
Granted but you immediately age to be 80
I wish it was spring right now
granted, but you wonât be able to go outside because itâs always raining
I wish I could read minds
Granted, but only when someone hates on you
I wish I could teleport
Granted, but you would teleport to some wilderness.
I wish I could fly to the moon.
But you will be stranded and run out of oxygen I hope not
I wish all boys disappeared forever
Granted but you become a boy as replacement
I wish I was rich
Granted, however, you become rich by printing counterfeit cash, thus leading you to jail
I wish I could ice skate like a professional 
But then skating becomes illegal and you would be sent to jail
I wish all boys disappeared and nobody could turn into a boy
granted but to make up for the loss of men, dinosaurs return 
I wish I didnât have to walk all the time to places, but had a fancy limo to drive me around everywhere I wanted to go, for free 
But then the limo will get into a car accident
I wish I was a mermaid forever
granted but your ability to breathe under the ocean fades away in less than a monthâŠ
I wish I had an unlimited supply of food in my fridge, where it just stocked itself based on what I wanted 
But then you will get tired of those foods and grow hungry
I wish I could edit well
granted but your eyesight deteriorates and no glasses in the world are able to help, causing you to struggle making edits since theyâre hard to see
I wish I could automatically become talented in every top career in the world 
But then careers arenât important anymore
I wish i could laugh
Granted but then youâd laugh non-stop, making it hard to eat food, get sleep and youâd be laughing during serious situations as well.
I wish I could ski like a boss
