Corrupt a Wish (GAME)

Granted! However, you are so smart that you experience social isolation and have a hard time relating to people.

I wish to never have sore muscles again.

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granted, but now your bones are getting squishy. (danny gonzalez reference, anyone? :skull:)

i wish for my plants to never wilt

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Granted, but they all grow to a gigantic size
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I wish to meet the love of my life and for them to love me back!

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Granted!
Except
They’re

Fictional.

I wish for the next person to post an Episode meme.

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granted. but it won’t load : )
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i wish for food

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Granted! But the food is laced with cyanide, so don’t eat it.

I wish bugs did not attack humans.

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Granted but now you’re a sloth :sloth: Have fun with those bugs might wanna start crawling now to get away from them :rofl::smirk:

I wish Dragons were real :eyes:

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Granted but now they’re on their way to burn down your house.

I wish I could run in heels.

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(I think your corruption failed because that actually sounds really cool :joy:)

Granted, but now you’ll never be able to walk again and instead will float everywhere :crazy_face:

I wish I never had to dye or cut my hair myself again and could just pull a Tonks from Harry Potter snap my fingers and change my hair color and style just like that

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Granted, but now you get the same ending that Tonks did in the series :pensive:

I wish I didn’t have allergies.

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Oh man that hit me right in the feels :pleading_face:

Granted but now your allergies will manifest into a living breathing immortal monster and chase you around for all time :smiling_imp:

I wish it wasn’t so damn hot and humid in South Carolina during the summer :confounded:

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Granted! SC is cured, but you’re now trapped in Florida.

I wish to not have anxiety.

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granted, but now you have depression instead

i wish i was better looking

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Grantee, but it changes your personality into something rotten and toxic.

I wish everyone would be happy and united, at peace

Granted! Every and One just got married, but WWIII has broken out, so there’s that.

I wish to be less lazy.

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Granted but there’s nothing to do
I wish I had longer hair

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granted but now it’s so long that u step on it

i wish for a whole closet of new clothes

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Granted but you can’t wear them
I wish to own a lot of land

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granted, but now everyone wants to steal it from you

i want a bigger house

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Granted but the house is so big that you get lost and can never find your way out.
I wish for tacos :taco:

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