Granted! However, you are so smart that you experience social isolation and have a hard time relating to people.
I wish to never have sore muscles again.
Granted! However, you are so smart that you experience social isolation and have a hard time relating to people.
I wish to never have sore muscles again.
granted, but now your bones are getting squishy. (danny gonzalez reference, anyone?
)
i wish for my plants to never wilt
Granted, but they all grow to a gigantic size

I wish to meet the love of my life and for them to love me back!
Granted!
Except
Theyâre
Fictional.
I wish for the next person to post an Episode meme.
granted. but it wonât load : )
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i wish for food
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Granted! But the food is laced with cyanide, so donât eat it.
I wish bugs did not attack humans.
Granted but now youâre a sloth
Have fun with those bugs might wanna start crawling now to get away from them ![]()
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I wish Dragons were real ![]()
Granted but now theyâre on their way to burn down your house.
I wish I could run in heels.
(I think your corruption failed because that actually sounds really cool
)
Granted, but now youâll never be able to walk again and instead will float everywhere ![]()
I wish I never had to dye or cut my hair myself again and could just pull a Tonks from Harry Potter snap my fingers and change my hair color and style just like that
Granted, but now you get the same ending that Tonks did in the series ![]()
I wish I didnât have allergies.
Oh man that hit me right in the feels ![]()
Granted but now your allergies will manifest into a living breathing immortal monster and chase you around for all time ![]()
I wish it wasnât so damn hot and humid in South Carolina during the summer ![]()
Granted! SC is cured, but youâre now trapped in Florida.
I wish to not have anxiety.
granted, but now you have depression instead
i wish i was better looking
Grantee, but it changes your personality into something rotten and toxic.
I wish everyone would be happy and united, at peace
Granted! Every and One just got married, but WWIII has broken out, so thereâs that.
I wish to be less lazy.
Granted but thereâs nothing to do
I wish I had longer hair
granted but now itâs so long that u step on it
i wish for a whole closet of new clothes
Granted but you canât wear them
I wish to own a lot of land
granted, but now everyone wants to steal it from you
i want a bigger house
Granted but the house is so big that you get lost and can never find your way out.
I wish for tacos ![]()