granted but now they’re all you can eat for the rest of eternity
i wish for infinite money
granted but now they’re all you can eat for the rest of eternity
i wish for infinite money
Granted but the money is in rubles
I wish for a maid
granted but she just stands there, thinking you’re actually her maid.
i wish for candy
Granted but they are tasteless
I wish I could fly
granted, but you can’t walk anymore
i wish for a good night
Granted but that’s all you get now no more day time.
I wish to have the natural scent of roses ![]()
granted but everyone hates the smell of roses now
i wish to have a perfect life
Granted but only in your dreams
i wish all junk food was healthy
granted but now you can’t eat it anymore
i wish for my hair to be curlier and wavier
Granted! Your hair is now wavy because it’s the Pacific Ocean. You are now Gaia, the deity of Earth.
I wish for cheese.
granted. but now u have all the cheese in the world and everyone wants some.
i wish to never be thirsty again
bump
Granted, but you can only drink water from the sewers. ![]()
I wish I could cook!
bump-iddy-bump
Granted but you can only cook for yourself
I wish I could be more desicive
Granted, but your decisions aren’t in your best interest.
I wish wars were a thing of the past.
Granted but now everything is corrupt and no one is happy.
I wish I was with my soulmate.
granted but they hate you now
i wish i had a nice house
granted, but someone got it before you.
I wish I was extroverted.
Granted, but now you have no time for yourself
I wish I had good grades