Corrupt a Wish (GAME)

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Granted, but all your episode stories are about old men with foot fetishes.

I wish I could fast forward 5 years.

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560

Granted, but you’re already buried into your coffin.

I wish my characters would forgive me for killing them for the plot.

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561

Granted, but in return they kill you as revenge.

I wish spring was here.

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562

Granted, but it’s the last minute of Spring. You kinda missed it all.

I wish I was allowed to have pets in my rental apartment.

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563

Granted, but your pets are soulsuckers in disguised so they’ll suck your soul out while you sleep.

I wish WW3 would start already. (Yes I know this is already corrupted, but I wanna see how you’ll corrupt it further.)

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564

Granted, but your home is nuked in the first 2 minutes.

I wish for infinite storage

565

Granted, but your infinite storage could only accept human corpses so it’s generally useless.

I wish to be a better programmer.

566

Granted but you can only program the oldest computer in history

I wish for more clothes

567

Granted, but they’re only the type of clothes you hate to wear.

I wish for a box.

568

Granted, but you can’t put anything in it
I wish for a laptop.

569

Granted, but it’s broken and unfixable.

I wish that tomorrow will be a good Christmas :frowning:

570

Granted, but you’ll be sad all day.
I wish for an ipad

571

Granted but its a dummy ipad

I wish for a cat

572

Granted, but the cat’s gonna hate you
I wish for Gucci clothes

573

Granted but its very fragile

I wish for world peace

574

Granted, but you won’t have peace
I wish to travel to dubai

575

Granted, but you can only visit the poor parts

I wish for good drawing abilities

576

Granted, but your fingers will fall out at every drawing you make.

I wish to become a vampire.

577

Granted, but you dont get immortality

I wish for a puppy

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578

Granted, but it’s rabid

I wish to be a bird