Granted, but you’re a chicken and I’m craving for some fried chicken >:)
I wish to adopt a child
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Granted, but the child gets in trouble at school all the time and never cleans their room.
I wish to see Lil Wayne in concert
granted but during the concert he cancels midway
I wish to be able to read minds
Granted, but you hear everyone’s thoughts constantly and the noise makes you go crazy.
I wish to be a millionaire
granted but you cant spend any of it
i wish to have godly powers
Granted, But you don’t know how to use them.
I wish I had a mansion.
granted but you always get lost
i wish i could see my girlfriend
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Granted, but your girlfriend is 90 years old.
I wish I could learn Japanese.
Granted, but now you’ve forgotten how to speak English.
I wish I had a personal chef.
Granted, but the chef never washes their hands or equipment
I wish I had a no back pain
Granted, But now everywhere else hurts.
I wish I had a cute kitten.
Granted, but get ready for constant meowing and cat feces all over the bathroom.
I wish Episode characters could come to life.
Granted, but only the cringy mafia characters come to life.
I wish My grandparents aren’t forcing me to be a nurse.
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Granted, but you need to do a better job standing up to them.
I wish I could move to the Caribbean.
Granted, but you can’t eat anything there or you’ll get food poisoning.
I wish I can own a fashion brand.
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Granted, but buying a brand is not as easy as you think. You’ll have to deal with a bunch of legal stuff.
I wish Episode could release plus size male characters.
granted, but then they’ll only release like 2 outfits max for them
i wish i could pass tests without studying
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Granted, but studying is necessary.
I wish household chores were automated.
Granted, but everything is always folded the wrong way, streaky and has a greasy residue left behind. 
I wish I could go to England.
Granted, But you can’t speak English.
I wish I could breathe under water.