Corrupt a Wish (GAME)

Granted, but you can never return to land.

I wish I had a personal grocery shopper.

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Granted, but the personal shopper would always get your order wrong.

I wish Episode could release baby characters.

Granted, but they’re all ugly and in classic design.

I wish Episode would give us a full wish list based update (with nothing but wish list items).

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Granted, but Episode won’t listen to you.

I wish I could move to India.

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Granted, but you have no access to internet.

I wish I could cook like Gordon Ramsey. (idk lol)

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Granted, but nobody can cook like him.

I wish someone would play the Episode music live.

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Granted, but it’s all played in the wrong key by some unknown hillbilly band.

I wish streaming services didn’t have ads at all.

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Granted, but ads are necessary whether you like them or not.

I wish high schools had a sleeping class.

Granted, but the person next to you snores at max volume and screams in their sleep.

I wish Episode would give us an accessories upgrade (bags, jewelry, animal sweaters and collars for cats/dogs, etc)

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Granted, but Episode doesn’t often listen to the Episode community.

I wish Episode would release baby characters.

True.

Granted, but they’re hideous looking.

I wish I had a pet dog :slight_smile:

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Granted, but it could shit all over your carpet.

I wish I could move to Hong Kong.

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Granted, but you can’t exchange your money for HKD (official currency).

I wish I was a billionaire.

Granted, but you would have to be lonely for the rest of your life sorry :speak_no_evil: :see_no_evil:

I wish I knew how to swim


Granted, but only in kiddie pools of 3ft or less.

I wish I had a new truck.

Granted, but it might be a lemon.

I wish Episode would bring back Ivy.

Granted, but it’s read-only of Episode Originals ‘romance’ stories.

I wish I could use magic! :magic_wand: :sparkles:

Granted but everything time u use magic you lose ur fav things

I wish animals could speakđŸ€

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Wish granted but they only hurl insults at everyone and plot to take over the human world.

I wish I were tall enough to reach the top shelf at the grocery store. :joy:

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Granted, but everything you need is always on the very bottom shelf.

I wish I didn’t have tourettes anymore.

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