Granted, but you can never return to land.
I wish I had a personal grocery shopper.
Granted, but you can never return to land.
I wish I had a personal grocery shopper.
Granted, but the personal shopper would always get your order wrong.
I wish Episode could release baby characters.
Granted, but theyâre all ugly and in classic design.
I wish Episode would give us a full wish list based update (with nothing but wish list items).
Granted, but Episode wonât listen to you.
I wish I could move to India.
Granted, but you have no access to internet.
I wish I could cook like Gordon Ramsey. (idk lol)
Granted, but nobody can cook like him.
I wish someone would play the Episode music live.
Granted, but itâs all played in the wrong key by some unknown hillbilly band.
I wish streaming services didnât have ads at all.
Granted, but ads are necessary whether you like them or not.
I wish high schools had a sleeping class.
Granted, but the person next to you snores at max volume and screams in their sleep.
I wish Episode would give us an accessories upgrade (bags, jewelry, animal sweaters and collars for cats/dogs, etc)
Granted, but Episode doesnât often listen to the Episode community.
I wish Episode would release baby characters.
True.
Granted, but theyâre hideous looking.
I wish I had a pet dog ![]()
Granted, but it could shit all over your carpet.
I wish I could move to Hong Kong.
Granted, but you canât exchange your money for HKD (official currency).
I wish I was a billionaire.
Granted, but you would have to be lonely for the rest of your life sorry
I wish I knew how to swimâŠ
Granted, but only in kiddie pools of 3ft or less.
I wish I had a new truck.
Granted, but it might be a lemon.
I wish Episode would bring back Ivy.
Granted, but itâs read-only of Episode Originals âromanceâ stories.
I wish I could use magic!
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Granted but everything time u use magic you lose ur fav things
I wish animals could speakđ€
Wish granted but they only hurl insults at everyone and plot to take over the human world.
I wish I were tall enough to reach the top shelf at the grocery store. ![]()
Granted, but everything you need is always on the very bottom shelf.
I wish I didnât have tourettes anymore.