Granted, but you’ll have to deal with the exploitative world of modeling
I wish I could play the guitar at a master level
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Granted, But every time you play you will forget it’s composition
I wish Witches and vampires exist now
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Granted, they exist but you cant actually see them
I wish I owned a tiger
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Granted but it eats you
I wish I could jump higher than everyone else
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Granted, now you can jump beyond the planet’s atmosphere. Too bad you didn’t wish to breath in space 
I wish I could make any fictional character real
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The bitchy girl/boy from every story who’s constantly trying to steal your girl/man appears.
I wish I could attend a Taylor Swift concert for free.
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Granted, but she get’s sick just before going on stage so she can’t perform
I wish my pen never ran out of ink
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The tip of your pen broke.
I wish I was good at physics.
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Granted but you’re horrible at everything else
I wish I had infinite passes
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Granted, but you can only read Episode Official stories. (I don’t like most of them lol)
I wish I was the perfect survivalist
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Granted, but your friends would be terrible survivalists.
I wish Episode characters would come to life.
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Granted, every evil mafia boyfriend, mean girl, and misogynistic father-in-law featured in every Episode story ever has now come to life.
I wish I had the power to manipulate probability.
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Granted, but it will backfire at you and the consequences are regrettable.
I wish Episode would release baby characters.
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Granted but their all ugly
I wish I could teleport
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granted, but you’ll only land in dustbins.
I wish I was a better dancer.
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Granted, you’re the best dancer ever, but only whenever you can see yourself doing so in a mirror.
I wish I was a famous author.
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Granted, but you deal with a lot of celebrity gossip.
I wish Episode would release guinea pig characters.
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Granted, but they only come in two colors.
I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I want without negative side effects
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Granted, but you’ll pee all day.
I wish I’d live in a house full of guinea pigs.
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Granted, but these are human-eating guinea pigs. Good Luck.
I wish I was invincible.
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