Granted, but now scratching yourself has no effect. Whenever you feel itchy, you need to wait it out.
I wish I was the world’s best video game player
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Granted, but you can only choose one game to play forever.
I wish had the ability to become invisible
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Granted, but it only works when you are naked.
I wish I knew what happened to Terra in Teen Titans.
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Granted, a movie is released that explains what happened… but the writing is on the level of Teen Titans Go
I wish I could instantly turn my thoughts into drawings
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Granted, all of your thoughts can turn into beautiful drawings at will- but the drawings come out of your nose.
I wish I had a river.
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Granted, but your river is haunted by La Llorona
I wish I was a friend to all animals
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Granted. but they’re too attached. If any animal sees you with another human, they attack said person.
I wish I had the ability to alter reality.
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granted but every new reality comes with a big glitch that can’t be fixed.
I wish I had longer hair
Granted, your hair is now as long as Rapunzel’s. And every time you try to cut it off, it grows back even longer. I hope you find a bargain on shampoo and conditioner.
I wish I could travel forwards and backwards through time
Granted, but it is only at the rate of 1 second per second.
I wish I could make enough money off of Episode stories to pay back my student loan debt so my parents don’t have to stress out about it.
Granted, but you can only write stories that pander to Episode’s worst tropes. Its all mafias and toxic bad boys for you.
I wish I could play basketball better than LeBron James.
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Granted, but now LeBron James is the world’s most terrible basketball player and you’re second to last.
I wish I could sing really well.
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Granted, but you end up losing your voice from singing too much.
I wish I lived on the beach
Granted but you can never leave it
I wish I could eat just chocolate and be fit
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Granted, but you vomit anything and everything that isn’t chocolate.
I wish I could be a really famous author.
Wish granted, you’re the most famous author, well infamous I should say. The hate articles about you simply don’t stop coming.
I wish I had enough money to but everything I could ever think of.
Granted, but you can only think about buying NFTs.
I wish I could survive falling from any height
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Granted, but you can only survive the fall when you land on your two feet.
I wish I could read people’s minds.
Granted but only serial killers minds
I wish I lived in a castle
Granted, this castle is your now how, and you will never leave it.
I wish I had a magic remote (pause, rewind and etc in real life).