Granted, but it’s one of those smart TV remotes and it only has like 6 buttons and at least 3 of them just take you to streaming services.
I wish Episode would add more fantasy clothing
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Granted, but Episode rejects every background and overlay you upload forever.
I wish I could go back in time and fix everything I now regret
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Granted, but now you’re stuck in time.
I wish my lashes were a millimeter longer.
granted, but they are constantly falling and getting in your eyes.
I wish I was an awarded chef in France
Granted, but now you have to cook every 10 minutes forever or YOU DIE.
I wish I had perfectly fitting outfits for every occasion in snap of my fingers.
Granted, with the snap of your fingers, you’re in the perfect fit. Do remember that every smells like pee.
I wish I had the ability to shapeshift at will.
Okay, you can shapeshift into whatever you want, whenever you want, but you can only change one cell at a time.
I wish the COVID-19 pandemic never happened
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Granted, nobody’s ever heard of COVID-19. Instead, there was a zombie breakout.
I wish every answer I wrote down were correct. No more failing grades!
Granted, but you will fail every oral exam you take, including interviews.
I wish I could flawlessly speak every language in the history of humanity.
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Granted, but everybody would be deaf.
I wish magic wands were invented.
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granted but it’s been given to the wrong people each time.
I wish I was Shakira
Granted but she is no longer famous
I wish I could live forever
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Granted, but you’re literally the only person that around anymore. Everybody else is dead.
I wish I ran Episode.
Granted but you can’t change anything about how the company is ran or how the app functions at all.
I wish Episode would give day AND night versions of backgrounds instead of one or the other. 
Granted, but only for the indoor backgrounds where you can’t see whether it is day or night anyways.
I wish I was always on time to class.
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granted but you are always late to leave the class
I wish I stayed young forever
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Granted, you’re now a toddler forever.
I wish episode announces a contest soon 
Granted, but it’s a mafia story with a romance requirement.
I wish I had the fashion sense of Padmé Amidala.
granted but the clothes have small oil stains that can’t leave.
I wish there were more forests around the world
Corrupting it even more; You have the fashion sense but you got no money to buy any clothes 
lol, me too but just for the sake of continuing the game-
Granted, but now you use thermocol furniture and have nothing to write on so you have to keep everything in mind.
I wish to earn money by procrastinating.