Granted but now you have loads of motivation to do everything
I wish I could be a good singer
Granted but now you have loads of motivation to do everything
I wish I could be a good singer
Granted, but nobody can hear you when you sing.
I wish I had a pet parrot.
Granted but it bites you and only knows curse words, which it says around children.
I wish I got my homework done faster
Granted, but now you learn a lot slower.
I wish I had photographic memory
Granted but you only have it for things you dont need/want to remember
I wish i could be popular
Granted, but you are only popular on Twitter/X.
I wish Elon Musk would go through with his promise to give the United Nations $6 billion to end hunger.
granted but food gets even more expensive after this.
I wish I had 10 designer bags
Granted, and they are all made from flesh- not pigâs leather or cow leather- but the flesh of your best friends. They died to make these bags.
I wish my first love would talk to me again.
That was dark
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Granted but he sends dirty texts to other girls.
I wish I had a gift card for unlimited free food.
Granted, but the gift card is for a shop that only sells baked beans.
I wish to be never too hot and never too cold.
Granted, you never feel too hot or too cold, which means that you donât notice when you get a sunburn or frostbite. You are therefore twice as vulnerable to these ailments.
I wish to never be ghosted in the Episode forums when I communicate with others.
Granted, youâll always receive messages near-immediately and constantly, but these people will always disagree with you and criticize you harshly for everything you say.
I wish I had confidence in the real world ![]()
Granted, you are given the self-confidence of Donald Trump and Elon Musk⊠which leads you to have many followers and many haters.
I wish I always felt rested when I woke up, regardless of how much I slept.
Wish granted. You are the master of your sleep, but, you never remember anything about the previous 24 hours. Your âyesterdayâ will never again be the same as the rest of the worldâs.
I wish I had to ability to manifest anything I want. The ability to create anything I desire right before my eyes.
Granted, but you canât see anything else than only the things you created.
I wish all the friends and family I love will have a happy life.
Granted, but only for the next 5 hours (I feel so bad
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I wish to be able to fly.
Granted, but you can only fly 3 inches above the ground.
I wish I had a pony
Granted, but the pony never stops growing and will become incredibly dangerous within a few days.
I wish I had motivation to write
Granted, but you only write sh*t that nobody reads. No, I donât mean to offend you. Because I think you are awesome ![]()
I wish I could ride a horse.
Bold to assume thatâs not already true /j
Granted, you can now ride a horse. Key word being a horse. Only one. You can ride one horse. You donât know which horse or where it is. Every incorrect horse will behave wild and uncontrollably until it bucks you off.
I wish I had telepathy