Granted. Better get used to listening to everyone’s thoughts within your vicinity for 24/7 without any means to cut it out.
I wish I have a million dollars in my bank.
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Granted, you now have a million dollars worth of currency that you can’t use in your home country.
I wish I could see Mitski live
Granted but only by wearing dark glasses
I wish I lived on an deserted island
granted, but food is scarce, the weather is harsh, and there are no amenities or comforts. You’ll be stuck there with no contact with the outside world and no hope of escape. …But then again, maybe that’s what you wanted.
I wish for a pay raise
granted but someone steals all your bank information and drains all your money 
i wish for a horse!
Granted, you have a horse… that loves to kick you in the face.
I wish no one had animal allergies, and that no one would have them ever again.
Your wish is granted. However, instead of animal allergies, humans develop an extreme sensitivity to plants.
I wish to have more energy in the day.
Granted but now you are forced to sleep for 22 hours every night.
I wish to become a popstar 
Granted but you can only sing the same song over and over
I wish i lived in the Caribbean
Granted, you live in the Caribbean… sea. Hope you’re a good swimmer! And that you can breathe underwater…
I wish it’d be summer already
Granted but it’s too hot to go outside
I wish I could sing
Granted but you have a terrible voice!
I wish I had strawberry mochi
granted, but it’s SUPER expired/moldy/etc.
I wish I could shapeshift
Granted, but the process is painful and if only lasts 5 minutes.
I wish dogs could speak in human languages so we could know their ideas.
Granted, but they always say something rude at the end of all their ideas.
I wish I could be rich.
Granted, but the money comes from the combined Will and Testament’s of all your loved ones
I wish I could get over this cold 