Granted, but sharks will eat you up.
I wish I could be with my crush
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Granted but he wonât date you.
I wish I could go to sleep
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Granted but youâre forever glued to your bed.
I wish I could speak all the languages of the world fluently.
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I love that idea
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Granted, but you can never speak the same language as someone who is talking to you
I wish I could see without glasses
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Granted. Your vision is now so good that you only see in x-rays.
I wish I could make anyone anywhere trip and fall by wishing it.
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Granted, but they only land on top of you
I wish I could change my appearance on command
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Granted. You can change your appearance at will into whatever you like, but each change is as painful as if you had gotten invasive surgery for it, and no anesthetic can help.
I wish I could predict the future.
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Youch 
Granted, but every minute spent viewing the future takes a day off your lifespan
I wish I could read minds
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Granted but every time u read someoneâs mind ur brain becomes smaller 
I wish I get to eat my favorite meal everyday
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Tiny brain
Granted, but every time you eat it, it tastes more and more like dirt
I wish I know who my soulmate was
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Granted but u will never Get to meet him
I wish if I had magical powers of converting myself in a mermaid
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Granted, but you always smell like a tuna sandwich
I wish I could cook like a pro
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Granted but u never get the required ingredients
I wish I could have beautiful flawless skin for all my life
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Granted, but your skin is so flawless that everyone is blinded by your beauty when they look at you
I wish I had wings
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Granted but they r fakeđ
I wish I could write without seeing (in one go)
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Granted but you donât have hands to write
I wish I was immortal
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Granted but you are a wanted fugitive and the police are going to chase you forever
I wish I had a giant cabin in Sweden
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Noooooooo
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