granted, but then you’ll pee like all the time 
i wish i knew a lot more things
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granted, but now you’ve forgotten everything you used to know in order to free up space for this new stuff.
i wish my feet were smaller (not fr though💀)
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granted. but now you have to buy all new pairs of shoes to fit your new size.
i wish i could meet harry styles 
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granted, he’s now scared of you👩🏻🦯
i wish i could be friends with nicki minaj💅🏻
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granted. but she is only friends with for money and wrote a diss track abt u.
i wish i didnt have stage fright
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granted, but now your school thinks you’re a show off that’s self-absorbed (i’m so sorry😭)
i wish to be someone else
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granted. but the person u end up being is donald trump (lol sry 
)
i wish i were famous
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAME,
granted, but now you’re so famous you need to hide from everyone
i wish to be a better person
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granted, but you get run over for trying to pick up a wilting flower in the middle of the road🚘
i wish i was less crusty (all jokes, i promise😭)
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granted, but now you’re really soggy LMAO SORRY WHAT
i wish to make a wish that can’t be corrupted HAHA
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SOGGY???
granted. you were permanently banned so you finessed the system and now all your wishes are even worse than before since it’s broke.
i wish to be everyone’s favorite person🐁
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yes soggy. (honestly idek SORRY HAHAHAHA)
granted, but then you’ll be so popular that you want to run away
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please, i already wanna run away because of the three people i talk to💀
since you didn’t add a wish, i’ll corrupt something random✨
you get a pet rat, that rat gets really attached to you, edwarto (yes that’s his name) bites a spider and gives it to you as a gift, it’s still alive, you’re too scared to get it, it hides in your room, you can’t find it no more, and now you’re paranoid forever.
OH WAIT, YOU ADDED ONE. NVM, IGNORE THAT.
now you’re invisible and nobody can see you, literally
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yeah i forgot about the wish 
AHH NO I REMOVED IT HAHAHA
okok wait
WHO TF NAMES THEIR RAT-
you are such an amazing person ily
add your wish bcoz i suck at making random corruptions.
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i was so invested in edwarto i forgot🥵
i wish i can adopt eddy, since you fr neglect the lil dude😤
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granted. but i take u to court and get full custody of edwarto.
i wish edwarto loved me
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SORRYYY
you can adopt him. i’ll mail him to you now
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MAILLLLL???
SMH
(yes this is a complete sentence)
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granted, but edwarto ran away and decided he loves @iDiOt_SaNdWhIcH now.
i wish edwarto will run away from whoever he is with to come live w me
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nahh, he bit you and now you have rabies.
i wish edwarto ran away to come back to ME
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