Dad Joke Appreciation Thread

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Fellow Episodians…It is time to hop aboard the dad joke hype train and share your funniest, silliest, dumbest and most clever dad jokes with the rest of the community! I figured this would be a great practice with word-play since many of these wise racks include a clever use of puns :smiley:

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"But JB, what is a dad joke?!" - Average Awesome Community Member

^^ No worries, I got you covered! Urban Dictionary describes dad jokes as, " An indescribably cheesy and/or dumb joke made by a father to his children." But between you and me…these jokes were common and told by teens back in the day and are still popular among the masses today!

Post your dad joke meme’s, jokes and show your love for this cringe-worthy content below! :rofl::blob_hearts:

P.S: Here is some dad joke gold to start us off!

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:heavy_heart_exclamation: Oregon Trail

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I surprisingly find these jokes hilarious.

I laughed out loud while typing this. :sleepy:

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YES IM SO GLAD THIS IS A THING YES

My dad and his friends LOVE to make these jokes and I’ve started catching on to them
I’ve started gathering a few…

Everyone has flowers on their face Two lips Tulips
“Dad can you put on my shoes???” ** can try but i don’t know if they’ll fit son"**
Did you get a hair cut? No I got them all cut
How does a penguin build it’s house? igloos it together

And my all time favourite!!

The rotation of earth really makes my day!

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Don’t mind me ya’ll!

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down! :rofl:

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.

Hahah. I’m done, I will be here all day.

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Love it!

A mushroom walks into a bar…

Bartender: Hey you can’t drink here!
Mushroom: Why not?! I’m a fun-gi!

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I said dad I’m hungry
And he was like hey hungry, I’m dad
My favorite joke :rofl::rofl:

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More puns. :disco:

Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.

Why couldn’t the bike standup by itself? It was two tired. :sunglasses:

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Does anyone happen to know what you call a fake noodle? :thinking:

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Impasta? :new_moon_with_face:

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of all the inventions in the past 100 years, the dry erase board is by far the most remarkable.

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Has anyone ever created a dad joke/pun related story on Episode yet? :thinking:

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One morning when my dad was driving me to school (there’s a bus usually) and was late af

Me: can we go (walk) there already??

Dad: sure, but get ready, it’s a long walk

My dad’s jokes suck, take some memes:

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

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Lmao I’ll go home.

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A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant.

I was a bit confused

I’d never met herbivore.

I love this joke :heart:

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Did you guys hear about the T-Rex that went to prison?

He was brought up on small Arms charges :t_rex:

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The name is Humongous

I’m sorry.

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Why did the fish get bad grades?

Because it was below “Sea” level.

Badum tst :drum:

I’m sorry I’ll leave now…:rofl::joy:

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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it. :woozy_face:

o k s o r r y b y e

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