Dad Joke Appreciation Thread

I love this :rofl::rofl: @NemesisDarkFox you will thrive here!

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What do you call a funny egg?
A yolkester

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Well, the only joke I can think of right now might not be suitable for minors, but if I come up with something, I will let you know. :sweat_smile:

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Oh, wow. You piqued my curiosity :eyes:

To stay on topic: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? :rofl:

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? (Will post answer at end of shift. Don’t use Google or any other search engine please)

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Because it was two-tired? Guess we had that one already. :sunglasses:

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My gosh you are right!

I gotta make up for it! I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!

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I hardly know any jokes, I rather make wordplays in a situation. :sunglasses:

Like in that strategy game lately: What is definitely the first thing to charge? Your phone… :mobile_phone_off:

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Bump because this is funny :joy:

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