“Why is almond milk called milk if it isn’t milk.”
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singing
AND IIIIIIII- HOLY SHIT WILL ALWAYS LOVEEEE voice crack YOUUUUUUUU
my thoughts:
Before shower:
I don’t wanna get in it’s too cold.
In shower:
I don’t wanna get out it’s so warm.
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“You live to die.”
HITS HARD DOESN’T IT
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“Why are books made of paper and not like fabric or something that doesn’t cut you?”
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I have no words 
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Something about you makes me feel like a dangerous woman:joy: Acapella version
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I literally lost my mind at the actor part lol. It’s so obvious but no one ever thinks that straight away
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Ikr 
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omg I’ve actually thought about the last one, and my best friend and I have literally prepared ourselves for it already. Its really sad but like
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"You can tell if you’re officially ‘old’ when you fall down in front of other people. If they laugh and point, you’re still young. If they look scared and rush to help you, you’re old."
Well this isn’t always true though. Some people will rush to help you anyway, whether they think you look old or not, depending on how badly you fall.
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Lately, the only damn shower thoughts I’ve had is how to make my plot better for my story.
Although some shower thoughts I’ve had in the past:
Shower thoughts
What would it be like if I could fly?
Is it possible for humans to grow wings and just fly up and away?
Can I be a bird?
What’s it like to live in the true wilderness like some sort of wild animal?
Damn I’m so glad school’s over.
What homework do I have??
Dammit I have a missing assignment
If I step out the shower now will some killer be outside waiting for me
Don’t ask. 
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This is so relatable.
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I mean, it could happen 
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True! I literally would resort to taking showers in the daytime everytime I had the chance.
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In the shower I don’t really think but when I’m supposed to be going to sleep these are my thoughts:
We are all born to die.
Did I close my wardrobe door?
How does the human race just… exist?
Is there something waiting in the dark?
sound WTF WAS THAT
Did I do that homework for tomorrow?
I DIDNT DO THE HOMEWORK
How does life work?
How did we all create languages?
I should sleep
I can’t sleep
Why do I have the most annoying song in my head ugghhh
And lots of other existential thoughts.
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Not gonna lie, but that’s always on my mind. I get a bit paranoid sometimes lol
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