The question is on the title, straight alpha men for life
Nope. I find them cliche and quite annoying. Especially when itās a toxic relationship and the author romanticizes the emotional strain.
I personaly donāt mind itā¦ I like characters that have a real personality and that are not afraid to show it. Like if this was real life, I like people who are confident and true to themselves
Straight alpha males are everything
Our lord and savior created and brought them to this platform, I love her
this is a freaking joke if you canāt tell
Iāll admitā¦ I was wondering if you were okay for a second thereš
I think the idea of the āalpha maleā is a myth. Unless weāre talking about primatology. But in humans? A myth.
Usually itās just code for āabusive assholeā.
omg wHo doesnāt
like a guy that doesnāt respect me at all
wHERE DO I SIGN UP
oh yes baby
pfft lol no
hate hate h a t e
them
YASSSSSSSSSS alpha males forever
seriously in love with them
theyāre over protective, abusive, and obnoxious, what can you not like about them?I mean, perfection at its finest if you ask me!
i actually want to find all of those alpha males and dig them in a hole.
Yessssssssssssss alpha males are perfection
I like a guy that starts off as the stereotypical cave man alpha male but along the way, learns that things like feelings and emotions are okay. That itās normal to feel them and learns to become better. Does that count? Lol I guess I donāt much mind or hate them as much as others because I was raised around so MANY and there was so much more to them than that aspect. Haha they werenāt a 2D copy and paste that you see in a lot of Harlequin romance novelesque stories.
The straighter and maler the better!!! if he respects me, itās a no!!! āā:no_good_woman:āā:x: Hes gotta be so straight and male that no lgbt people even exist in the same universe as him And I want him to be diverse! Like an Italian or a French guy āā:blonde_man:t2:āā:blonde_man:t3:āā:blonde_man:t3:āā:heart:
ugh straight men who abuse me??!?!?!!
i stan
Okay Iām going to be honest- I do tend to go for what a lot of people would consider to be an āalpha maleā, but there is definitely a line between āalpha maleā and abusive asshole.
Iām not sure how familiar you are with [male] red pill theory or pickup artist theory. There is a reason why certain methods tend to āworkā when picking up women and the sad thing is, a lot of women (not all) do respond to men with traditional āmaleā characteristics like being in charge and ādominantā (not controlling- thereās a line).
The thing is, you can find a guy with a lot of āalpha maleā characteristics who isnāt an asshole to women. Abusive assholes arenāt alpha males but in a lot of stories, the line gets blurred. Thereās a difference between being in charge and being overly controlling.
Exactly. Although I would never date a guy who is aggressive and abusive for no reason, itās not a bad thing if you have someone on your side who is able to protect you, just in caseā¦
I believe in equality in relationships and I never let my opinion to be ignored in important topics, but smaller, ad hoc decisions - like where to eat, which movie to watch - should better be made by an āalpha maleā sometimes, because Iām a woman: I donāt know what I want and I want it now.
Hey, we never said that an āalpha maleā is abusive, right? To me an alpha male is someone who likes to be in control but it doesnāt mean in an abusive wayā¦ well thatās how I see it
Was this meant for me?
I agree with your opinion, but others mentioned they considered them to be abusive. Honestly I donāt know what the phrase āalpha maleā actually means, but I donāt see why a man couldnāt be a man without being disrespectful to women or anyone else.
this is petty as hell. i love it.
and no, i donāt. iām a trans boy with big gay crushes on soft, cute boys like patrick stump and pete wentz. ew. the closest thing iāll except to an alpha male is moira oādeorain, and everybody knows not to fuck with her.
I was reading an Episode story yesterday (Villain Rehab) and there was a villain who could turn guys into food and eat them.
Do I need to say more?
keep in mind that this is a joke directed at a certain author
I didnāt expect actual answers
Ah okay, thatās me. People donāt get my jokes and I donāt get theirs