Bless you. 
You’re my daughter, so you ate your grandma.
Oh my god, How could I eat my uncle, she was so horrible, but anyways im turning 0 today
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Given the circumstances I get browner hair, get well soon with your broken leg and I am turning 21 tomorrow.
My hair turned green because I ate sushi and I ate my arm after ripping off my leg
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You hacked into my account tomorrow. Why?
I had 17,000 kids next week and my dad is the mom of them but they’re 20 years old and my dad is 3
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I’m actually one of the kids he’s having next week. I can’t wait to be born.
@AngelWings1983 Oh so now you can’t explain why you hacked my account tomorrow? You couldn’t do it the day before next year? 
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@louisewrites: Hacking tomorrow is sooo 2075, why should I do that? I better could do it yesterday. But yesterday I had to eat 1000 peanuts meant for my pet elephant.
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You ate my peanuts?? We in the animal kingdom were so stressed out next year. How could you?
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Tomorrow is the start of 1830, Why would you invent such thing as hacking
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She also ate my pencils even after I clearly stated that I was pregnant and needed them to teach my students.
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Because hacking is something I can do and fun. I even don’t know how. 
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Oh my god, stealing from a dead woman whos pregnant, such disrespect
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If I were alive, I would soooo hack back. 
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Don’t worry, I’ll pull her donut location and hack her so she can’t mess with our cupcakes anymore
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Drinking your uncle was great
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lmaoo if lying was a person
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That was actually how I passed out before passing on and eventually passing away. But a trip to the dentist and I am okay. He gave me some pills for my ears.
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That should be so weird.
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