Let’s bring back the dumb solutions game
Give us a problem and the next person replies with a dumb way to solve the issue then leaves their own problem like so
I’m trying to eat soup but can’t find a spoon
Use a fork
I can’t tie my shoes
PLEASE NOTE that these solutions should not be tried or taken seriously. Doing so can lead to you looking like an complete idiot or in serious situations end in death, please play responsibly
I’m late for work
Wow the old thread already got closed? I haven’t been here for a long time
Just call up your boss and tell him you don’t care anymore. He’ll give you a promotion
I am stressed out about my exams
Just don’t do them :))
I have a headache
Hit your arm so your arm hurts instead.
My door’s locked. Help
Stay inside the room then.
I hurt my knee and it’s bleeding.
Gather the blood and sell it for extra cash.
My tummy is in knots
Loosen the knots and wrap a bandage around it lol
My teacher gave me an F on the exam
cross out the F and replace it with an A
i accidentally dropped a dish and it broke into tons of glass
Wish for the dish to be glued back together
I slipped on ice on the sidewalk
use a flamethrower to melt the ice
i attached the wrong file while submitting work to my professor
Go back in time and stop the professor from being born.
I’m going to be late for work and I’m still not dressed.
Quit the job.
There’s a bee hive under every door to my house.
sting the bees yourself to assert dominance.
there’s a hurricane coming
Tell it to go
I can’t find my headphones
Tell your dog to come back.
I’m so hot and the fan isn’t working!
Take a run outside so that you can feel the wind
My friends are ignoring me
delete the friends from existence
i found out my mom is cheating