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"All Haitians can morph into cats, prove me wrong!"
I don’t know where to start with this one…but the dude was serious - I told my brother that I was seventeen, and he said "But Ava (our sister) is only 15 and she’s older than you"
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When you yawn that’s a demon possessing you to go to sleep and stop you from being productive
A teacher actually told us this…in a religion lesson
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Once I went to a hair salon and the hair stylist guy seemed young and said something that made me think he’s like 50 but looks 20+ so I asked him how old he is and he told me 30 and that I should try find a guy my own age-- he thought I was hitting on him, I seriously have no idea why, I was 16 and I swear I just couldn’t stop laughing for a while there about how stupid and ridiculous that notion was. (I literally just asked how old the guy was)
Also once my friend said “you always need to wash your hands after touching your hair, it’s nasty” I told her she was crazy (to clarify, she meant after anyone touches their hair, the one on the head, they need to wash their hands because hair is nasty, apparently)
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Here’s one:
“These llama socks!”
What they actually said:
“This sucks!”
Soooooo… technically I was the one who said that and not them
“You don’t look Asian, you look Filipino”
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“Your hair looks like pasta.”
I’m a curly brunette. How does my hair look like pasta?
“I’m not an anti-semite, I’m an anti-termite.”
Yes, I’m still sore from this. No, I’ll never get over it. I strongly strongly dislike this man >.< nothing anyone says can tell me he is a great man. No one.
I can see this happening two ways:
- Doesn’t know what “anti-semite” means.
2.Was being very… rude.
A bully, to my friend (and entire class)
“Domino Effect isnt a thing. This is history and not some children’s game”
Oh no… He was saying that he hates Jews and calling them termites. There’s no other way this particular thing happened. Hes a stranger btw but famous. Not much makes me angrier
watching a nature doc
a bird flies to a branch
my friend: “where are it’s arms?”
we laughed so hard after that, he didn’t even mean to say it out loud
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Stranger : what do you like to do in your spare time?
Me : skateboarding, it’s really fun
Stranger: oh, so your a lesbian??
…bro…
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“I can wear your mum’s feet”
this kid came up to me and called me mom
“What are you doing?! You are going to drown the fish!?” - My Mother
Yep. True story.
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