four legs my dude
i just wanna talk to that kid’s science teacher
“Being gay means you’re vegan”
Legit, I was in a call with my friends, this guy out of no where joins the call and says “Being gay means you’re vegan”, and im like “if im bisexual what does that make me”, he’s like “a omnivore”.
Life is great.
deep breath wow
“HaHAHAHAHAHAH, you’re soooo gay!”
Says the guy with a lesbian mother -_-
“Unemployment is at an all time low because everyone has two jobs.”
thats kinda funny too
“Isn’t my dog just so cute???”
Maybe, but UGH! FUCK OFF! Dogs…>.>