Episode’s Gem Choices Be Like: 💎

Because, you know, the tradition of gift-giving costs the RECIPIENT money. This is just straight facts.

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Your little sister is getting kidnapped!

Save her 70💎

OR

Watch your sister get kidnapped

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And then the LI (let’s call him Brody) swoops in and saves her!!!1!!!1 And his haut brother, Cody, whomst is falling in leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerve with your sister, Shelbae, also saves her while you twiddle your thumbs and play Candy Crush.

You lose two Brody points and seven Shelbae Points! (I read the first chapter of an Episode Original yesterday that SUBTRACTED POINTS because I didn’t pick a gem option. Guess it’s a points system-based story.)

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Omg :sob:

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Someone screenshotted it on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Episode/comments/s3goi3/are_you_kidding_me_guess_we_cant_be_happy_it_we/

(I named her Snurp DeLigma because Episode Original MCs do not deserve to be taken seriously.)

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