okay so imagine this weird gremlin subspecies somewhere between gremlins and the grinch- they SPEAK ENGLISH ALRIGHT
So I WAS A FAIRY FLYING AROUND IN THIS WEIRD OVERGROWN FOREST WITH TINKLY LIGHTS
THEN SUDDENLY BLAM A NET GOES OVER MY HEAD ITS THE GREMLINS and im here like wtf? and theyre like hey shhh we’re tryna help you, why are you flying during a solstice? im just like huh? and theyre like you dont know our traditions do you? howd you forget that gremlins travel in packs like mafias and they kidnap fairies on the solstice to TURN INTO A MEAL WHILST THE FAIRIES ARE STILL ALIVE- now when I dream I feel the injuries I sustain so im like HELL NO GET AWAY and then their DAD bursts through the door- and theyre like NO WE WERE TRYNA PROTECT U…
And then I ended up the chosen fairy for the pack meal.
but then for some reason the dad fell in love with me cause of my wings creepo and let me live and I became a gremlin mafia wife
I think watching that one movie before bed was responsible the one about the thanksgiving pardoned turkey where the daughter of the president saves the turkey from being on the plate and then the turkey is kidnapped to stop thanksgiving from ever happening.