Ohhhh the shade.
Self drag 
what the actual hell???
Oh please publish it with Zelda’s cover, then watch this getting featured 
I am reading this thread for all your shitposts. Please, do not stop.
My reaction
Lafuq is this trash? Did episode fish sum garbage out of a dumpster, sew it together and call it a story? 

maybe if there weren’t getting high while writing these stories we wouldn’t be snarky about them 
elise pls i will post so many screenshots and make it 100000x funnier 
Another “great” episode featured story
Insert ‘facepalm’ emoij here.
If only they made a “dafuq” emoji. It describes everything about my reaction tu thisx story.
Keep it alive 

Omg 
this is everything 
I actually kind of thought the same thing. Which is a nice idea… they are working on stories and not just fetching coffee. But it still ought to go through some kind of quality control before users see it, which clearly didn’t happen.
This reminds me of that one author that said “he touched my sigh” instead of thigh.
That is 100% what I based it off 
lmao yo 
This one author posted on a thread today and it came up with that notification. “This is the first time bla blah blah has posted, welcome them to the community”… I nearly had a heart attack coz it’s only a matter of time before they find the thread with the screenshots lol
We wouldn’t judge if you didn’t such a bad job at writing stories such as another pregnancy story that NOBODY WANTS
too late, she’s already seen it. i remember when she posted something on her story about the forums being rude. (from like a few months ago)
Im actually tired of Episode not making any efforts. But this time its ridiculous, this is lazy, pathetic and they still charge 40 gems for a dress used a lot before, you dont even get new hidden hairstyles its crazy , its an OG so they have access to it but they choose to make this lazy sory just to cash in fast and not have to make any efforts to do so. The episode team : Can you listen to the community for once and try to deliver at the same time a story that generate money but also something that shows you care about your customers and that we are not just sheep you try to feed with lazy content. its crazy that the stories are getting shorter and shorter the quality with it but the prices are getting so high, while we are at a stage when community writers are more talented and give more work for stories than the actual company.