Oh, yeah, the leisure suit can do so so much. Thank god you know the reference.
So, kind of First Impressions:
Summary
I’m sorry, but the cover girl just screams ‘trailer-park’ to me, because of the distressed shorts and third trimester look.
I love how MC and Dad are default Stella and Harold, and mom is just white Florence
And going to university because a famous rockstar goes there - 10/10. And I’m not sure if it’s similar to school-aged actors, but don’t most school-aged established musicians don’t go to school a lot to spend more time as a musician?
My god, MC is an aspiring actress, yay …
Fun fact: Zane Grey is the name of a popular author of Westerns and Adventures. This RA guy is just 1/100th of this interesting. BTW, my character is Ima Cowgirl Ann Anita Weston (yes, I’m crazy).
Zane doesn’t have a freaking change of clothes?!?!
I’m kinda glad KiKi is fine with MC getting home early.
Everyone’s complaining about the 40 gem dress, but what about the fact a department store just so happens to have a rhinestone-and gold-encrusted dress in the first place?
And this is getting to be the plot for Troublemaker, getting the dude’s diary… Imagine if the story gone in the direction of her blackmailing an international superstar
Mean Girl Sylvia, just eh, but serious Kiki, everyone would get pissed getting their skin dyed green.
Drake, whether the lyrics you read is handwritten or not doesn’t matter, dud you need to sing.
What does ‘spraying a player’ mean?
And using the ‘not like other girls’ line for something a decent person would do to return something?
“Decent person” oh gee- WOOOOHH WEEE! Oh gee! When as episode featured stories not had ho for a MC and a famous, dark pasted, abs of steel jawline that cuts my carrots.
Here’s a featured story that really ruffles my feathers. College-ish. One HOW IN TARNATION does someone become THAT obsessed with a boy that she’ll pretend that she goes to a whole different college just to please dis dude
Came to this topic to see if that story is as bad as it looks, apparently I’m right.
Short ramble
Like… does Episode make money? Are they barely keeping the servers up? I can never tell if they’re making a killing or barely scraping by. We can make as many stories as we want for free… only 1% of us get paid… Apparently they can’t afford to hire a writer… Like, what’s their hiring process? “Can you write a screenplay for a novella for teen girls?” “Well, no…” “YOU’RE HIRED!”
Lmao
I’ve played enough Doki Doki Literature Club to know where this is going.
Maybe we all do? I didn’t think I did because it didn’t show up in the main part of the app where it usually would, but I searched for it AND IT’S THERE. No gems, but I have to check this business out anyhow.
