A: My dog saw a squirll and got loose
S: while watching a movie
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A: My roof fell off.
S: It was snowing…
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A: and santa came in asking fro his raindeer
S: Suddenly!
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A: I peed my pants!
S: On the beach…
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A: I saw a cute guy getting beat up by the waves
S: taking a morning run I
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A: I banged my head on a street lamp.
S: While getting dressed…
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OUCH 
A I fell and took my dresser with me
S while cooking breakfast≥…
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A: I saw a spider.
S: When putting the Christmas tree up…
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A: i got tired and called it “finsihed”
S: while procrastinating on writing my story
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A: Someone slapped me and said “Get on with it”
S: I was brushing my hair and…
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A: realized that theirs a wad of gum on my hair
S: one day i
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A: started my period
S: I saw a never before seen …
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A: UNICORNNN
S: While bring down the chrismas tree
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A:It fell on me
S:I am tired
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A: except I have Insomnia 
S: while on my bed, I…
I just read everything from top to bottom and omg 
A: suddenly realized I was in the wrong hotel room.
S: I opened the window and poked my head out, when…
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A: I saw a helicopter come crashing down into the city!
S: as I was eating brownies at a party, I suddenly realized…
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A: they weren’t brownies 
S: I heard a weird sound in the hallway and thought it was my cat squeaking, but really…
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A: it was my neighbors having hot passionate s*xy time! 
S: I laughed so hard that I…
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A: died.
S. The hot plumber came in to fix the pipes under my sink, but then…
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