A: I saw his buttcrack!!! I screamed out of horror.
S: in my basement, I found…
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A: Someone having sex 
S: when I close my eyes…
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A: I imagine my celebrity crush shirtless
S: When I killed an ant…
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a: it came back to life
s: when i went over to my crush’s house…
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A: millions of bad thoughts crossed my mind
S: when I’m wearing makeup on…
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a: i look better than i usually do
s: when i’m walking…
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A:It seems like I am falling
S:I look back and…
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a: i see him
s: i open the door and i see…
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A: her face
S: I wanted to…
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A: scream out of horror after I saw my chemistry exam.
S: I’m laying in bed looking at my phone until…
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A: My mom almost caught me and I had to throw my mobile away
S: I was eating when…
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A: a chimpanzee just started bouncing around my house
S: Someone once asked me…
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A: are you a potato? Cause you got nice eyes
S: One time I was driving in my car when…
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A: Granny was stripping in the middle of the street.
S: I was in a club when…
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A: my doggy got crashed by a train
S: when I’m wasted…
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A: I brake bottles on people’s head.
S: I’m obsessed with…
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A: My laptop
S: I just need to…
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A: have the sexy time for once.
S: when I’m alone, I go on my computer and…
A: Watch porn.
S: My favourite scene in a book is…
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A: the sexy time scenes in A Court Of Thorns and Roses.
S: I injured my…
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