A: I spotted my crush kissing my enemy
S: I was passing by the pizza shop…
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A: and I saw Ariana Grande leave!
S: I went to the toilet and…
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A: I saw a snake so I decided to hold it instead and leave ASAP.
S: I went for a walk and I saw…
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A: A dog peeing on someone’s leg.
S: I was doing homework, when…
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A: my family started blasting the TV
S: I am so tired that I…
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A: Just want to become Aurora.
S: When cuddling with my boyfriend…
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A: I woke up and found out that my boyfriend was a dream.
S: I have no social life…
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A: That’s why everyone avoids me.
S: I was building a snowman…
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A: And then Elsa brought it to life and took Olaf with her.
S: I was reading a book until…
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A: I heard a loud crash in my backyard.
S: I went to visit my sister’s tombstone when…
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A: I heard crying and a woman’s voice.
S: my favorite book is about…
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A: A girl who murdered her whole family.
S: I was watching the moon with my dog…
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A: And suddenly my dog moonwalk.
S: I was watching a horror movie…
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A: There was a jumpscare and I peed my pants
S: I was eating ice cream when suddenly…
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A: I tripped and broke a tooth.
S: I was riding a bike when out of nowhere…
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A: a squirrel darted across and I almost crashed.
S: why does no one…
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A: Notice how stupid humans are.
S: I had a weird dream…
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A: it was the zombie apocalypse and my whole family were zombies trying to eat me.
S: humans are…
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Lmao humans are stupid.
well aren’t they :))