A: the most pathetic cratures on earth including me :DD
S: Goddess of Moon once said…
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A: that I will soon find the love of my life.
S: my teacher said…
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A: You’re a disappointment.
S: I saw a mermaid…
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A: She looked deep into my eyes and exploded.
S: Sometimes, I wonder if…
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A: Aliens exist.
S: I saw a cute cat today and I decided to…
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A: touch it.
S: I fell from the airplane while…
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A: Kissing my boyfriend.
S: In my driving exam…
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A: I accidentally pulled out the steering wheel and crashed it into my face. 
S: While I was out drinking with my friends…
A: I tripped and spilled a pint of my drink on a stranger.
S: I was so disappointed when…
A: I woke up from my dream and couldn’t continue it. I hate it when this happens
S: You had one job Steven and you…
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A: were supposed to switch the shampoo with hair dye.
S: In the club…
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A: I got drank a shot and got shot in liver see what I did there :))
S: Not in the arm you idiot…
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A: The bullet is supposed to go through the chest!
S: Hanging with my peeps…
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A: and we decided to binge-watch The Office together.
S: For the last time, I will not…
OMG 
what if that actually happened tho 
Bahaha I’m so immature for laughing at this 
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A: I will not go to the bathroom with you 
S: I suck at…
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I- 
A: math and ALL sports.
S: While eating lunch, I…
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A: choked on my cat
S: I love to…
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A: boogie until sundown 
S: I have no idea why, but my pet octupus…
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this literally made my day
A: coughed up a hairball
S: There’s nothing better than…
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Haha I’m glad
A: that first cup of coffee 
S: Eww, I can’t believe…
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