clothes until I drop…
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Drop it down in club and my heels break… It’s funny, I know
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And have a life time supply of cake
With a blue berry mousse cake 
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That’s stuck inside a shark
And the shark’s edible…
…flesh has the taste and consistency of really delicious cake…
So I will eat a edible starfish too…
and then i will go to sleep. 
While I go to bed…
…and give into my CRIPPLING ANXIETY.
New sentence!
One day…
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I make a wonderful…
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I make a wonderful fake scenario and-
step on a toy…
…but not just any toy: a LEGO brick.
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Ouch, was what I said…
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before going to the hospital.
NEW SENTENCE!
Honey, are you sure …
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…you want to wear a clown nose to school…
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… because my pimple is gone.
NEW SENTENCE
At school people looked at me…
…as Shia LeBeouf…