Ooooooooooooooooh @Sydney_H came in with the juice
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âI can barley contain myselfâ
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Is your body from McDonaldâs? Cause Iâm lovinâ it!
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Yâall need to speak English
(Eats Mcdonaldâs burger)
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Me
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I was answerin mi amor a fact
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Lo siento, mi chica. Mi encanta español (did I say it right?) @spanish speakers
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Okay.
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âHey, Do you have a name or can I call you mineâ
- dedicated to myself
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Do you like Star Trek? Because you take me places Iâve never gone before
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The first time I ever tried to flirt with someone , I used this one:
You seem thirsty, arenât you lucky that my body is 75% water?
I was so cringy
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SHOOK
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Thereâs actually so many more where that came from - when youâve been single this long you have to keep yourself entertained somehow