Good : You get a life time supply of nutella!
bad: you get the lifetime supply of nutella delivered in one go.
Your ex boyfriend managed to put poison in it.
Good : I get 1 million dollars for free!
bad: it gets delivered in coins!
worse : one coin = one doorbell ring
Good : You can control water.
Bad: You can’t control it that well; it splashes you.
Worse: You get angry and cause a flood in your hometown.
Good : I’m having chips and burgers for dinner and pizza!
Bad: it’s all disgusting
Worse : Diarrhoea.
May the force be with you
Good: you’re finally doing well mentally!
Bad : You’re dropping in mentally…
Hahaha never gonna happen
Worse: You have huge risk of having BPD in the future
Good: you are getting married to the love of your life.
Bad : her ex came to cause drama
Worse: the wedding was called off because of their ex.
Good: You confessed your true feelings.