This game is simple, I will give you a sentence/question and you’ll have to give a sarcastic response to it.
And then you ask a question/sentence abd the next person will fo the same.
Example :
Q. Why are your words slurring? Are you drunk?
A. I words are not slurring, I’m talking cursive.
if this flops, you never saw it.
Q. Don’t tell me you are sleeping.
I’m not sleeping, my eyes just aren’t open…
Hahaha 
you have to ask a question too
How come your always wearing black clothing? We’re not at a funeral…
I’m just a bit early to your’s 
Ooooh
Oh wow, that’s actually really good lol
This sounds fun, who goes now?
you can ask a question
You can 
Alright. Why are you behind a screen so much?
I can get in front of a screen in being behind one is so bad…
It works as a good barrier from seeing your face. 
Works pretty well if you ask me. 
Why are you always eating out, can’t you cook for yourself?
i would, but my family won’t handle the tasty flavour of burned food 
Why can’t you leave that phone and study for once?
You know I would but what if I become an employee of a tech company? I am getting all the experience I can now.
Why do you never talk? People will think you are rude.
If they think that’s rude, wonder what they will think if I actually talked 
Why are you always sleeping ? Don’t you have anything productive to do?
wdym productive? Sleep is self care, self care is productivity at its finest. 
Oh come on, do you have anything better to do than sitting around on your phone playing a game where pixels talk? (I’m roasting myself ngl)
If that isn’t me, I don’t know what is.
At least they are better company than you.
You realise that it isn’t illegal to look nice? Just wondering…