Oof… Relatable!
1 Like
I learn from the best 
I’m sorry that was trash 
1 Like
How about…
Yeah, but you know it’s legal to dress down too, you know?
Chew your food slower, your going to choke–
doesn’t chew much and gulps it down
Happy?
Why are you so lazy?
2 Likes
I’m not lazy I call it selective participation-
Stop bringing your phone into the bathroom, you nasty- 
2 Likes
So… entertainment is nasty now? What do you do? Count the number of tiles there are?
You should start eating healthy.
2 Likes
I’m not trying to impress anybody- My mirror said so.
You got bags under your eyes, you need to sleep more.
2 Likes
Orrrr I could go buy groceries with those “bags”.
Why are you wearing such short clothes? You’re literally asking for something bad to happen!
(You don’t know how many times I’ve been told this 
)
2 Likes
I’m literally 5 feet tall and literally the last one to know when it rains. Can you tell me you imagine me wearing anything longer than a size 3?
Turn your brightness down on your screen, it’ll ruin your eyes overtime.
1 Like
If they are going to be ruined overtime, why don’t I just ruin them now!?
It’ll save me a looooot of time.
1 Like
Why can’t you just be nice for once?
1 Like
Why, are you Santa Claus? Will you put me on the naughty list if I don’t ?
You should watch where you step, you could trip and hurt yourself!
2 Likes
You know what?
If you have time to notice if I watch where I’m going or not, then you should tell yourself to watch where you are going. 
Stop being lazy and go outside for once, its good for your health. (that’s literally me telling myself 
)
1 Like
As long as I’m not laying around all day, then at least I’m moving. Seriously, I wake up every morning to go to the couch, the restroom, the fridge, then back to bed. That takes a whole lot of energy, I’m practically fit 
You need to stop raising your voice, it’s very rude to have your short temperament.
I think I might be a little late
but here u go
I’m not a proctologist, but I recognize an asshole when I see one.
proctology- the branch of medicine concerned with the anus and rectum.
1 Like
Bruh why are you talking to a mirror
Omg stop simping for a fictional character 
1 Like