Happy April Fools here are 10 jokes

Hope you guys are having a great day. Here are some jokes. Feel free to crack some jokes yourself. HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!!!

What do you call a train caring gum?

Answer 1

A chew-chew train :steam_locomotive:

Why did the M&M go to school?

Answer 2

It wanted to be a smarty :nerd_face:

What does a zombie vegetarian eat?

Answer 3

Graaaaaains :bread:

What is E.T short for?

Answer 4

Because he only has little legs :alien:

What do teenage duck hate?

Answer 5

Voice quacks :duck:

What do you call security outside Samsung shops?

Answer 6

Gradians of the galaxy :ringer_planet:

How do Minecraft players celebrate?

Answer 8

They through a block party

Why are pimples the worst prisoners?

Answer 9

They keep breaking out! :face_vomiting:

I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger

Answer 10

Then It hit me :baseball:

@Sydney_H I don’t know if this is the right category.


:joy: These made me laugh really hard, thank you!

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No problem :wink:

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That’s pretty good :joy: :joy:

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Thanks :grin:

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Totally going to be using them :joy:

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I love the 4th one the most.

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I love this one :rofl:


While you tell jokes I’m telling people that they were definetely that kid in kindergarten who had to play by the dumpsters.
April Fools day is just an excuse for me to be mean to people :see_no_evil:

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