MC: Gasp Michael?!
(I’m just using a random name here lol)
Michael: Oh sh*t!
MC’s best friend (or some rando): MC?!
I’m too lazy to think of a name
MC: I can’t believe you two! Tongue wrestling behind my back?! Best friend, I thought we told each other that making out with each other’s boyfriend is wrong! And Michael, I thought you loved me!
Michael: MC, I do love you, I—
MC’s best friend: He did love you, but now he loves me. I’ve been trying to tell you I loved Michael for a long time, but you never thought I was serious.
You get what’s coming next.