Let's Talk About ... Portia Got Pregnant (yes, Episode released this)


Screen shot front the story. And to those of you who don’t know To Catch A Predator was a show about finding pedos

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Oh and in my story she says


Which is just FKing Great

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at least they’re reading the feedback lol

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Please tell me this is a deepfake NSFW name.

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What even is this… None of the events in each chapter that @ParkLow_G summarized makes no sense. The plot looks all over the place and seeing the screenshots, it looks inappropriate. I’m glad I never read any further than half of the first Episode.

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Yes, thank you for pointing this out, it makes no sense when in every other featured stories they have used EpiBook, EpiGram, EpiPhone, etc and now they straight up just say Instagram, Facebook, Twitter like if you are going to make trashy featured stories at least be consistent about the product naming.

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There was a 2011 nuclear accident at the Fukushima Daiichi :white_heart: I don’t think it’s better replacement at all…

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It’s for sure isn’t better but at least it’s a replacement

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Upon reading the new posts and plot summary, I must revise my thoughts thusly:

1: What the sh*t even is that plot?
2: BEFERNEE?!

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Why don’t they just make the classic highlighter vomit joke? They really don’t need to try and be this edgy and gross

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Honestly, Katy Perry’s California Gurls Reject would have been a much catchier and appropriate insult

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this story is real odd with the comedy

For context, Bon Bon is the guy she plans to hook up with cat, for further context he did not want to hook up at all (sorry i didn’t SS the previous dialogue)

then proceeds to ask the LI if he’d like to join them

im not shocked at all

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Wait sorry, do you mean this story involves bestiality???

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:rofl: :face_vomiting:
That’s horrible.

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No sorry my wording is super awkward :skull: its just animal abuse in terms that shes starving Marcel’s pet(in later chapters, it referenced/inferred that they passed later on)

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Ahhh ok. Still not great and Episode needs to chill but not as bad as what I thought you meant lol

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yeah they do need to chill with these kind of jokes and lmao i’m hella tired but i’m just reading this story

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this is not the only jock about animal abuse you can find in this story, in one of the choice Mc believe she turned her prof’s cat into a wig… And I honestly find conscientiously letting a pet dying of starvation and dehydration at least as bad as bestiality if not worse

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Screenshots from a story that should be 18+ on an app for minors

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The humor is all over the place and a constant no sense, for a jock to be funny it has to be told in a context, to have a chute… There’s never any context, everything falls flat and the “jokes” follows one another without a pause, making the story indigest to read

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